do she got a booty
If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.
Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.
just calm down a second there, satan
Bringing it back, Oh my fucking god hsdfgihvrtiohjrhny
How is this still going around omg
why do i even watch brendons vines
We’ll love you no matter what, lil’ brother
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG
OH BEN OH~
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
Whoa whoa whoa
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
(Source: okhazel, via kennedymaines)